The past few months have been steeped in speculation about the British royal family, since Kate, Princess of Wales, was hospitalized and never seen in public again. Buckingham Palace has been pretty tight-lipped, and even stranger theories have been floating around. It turns out that she secretly underwent a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift). Adding fuel to the fire, an “official” photo of the princess and her family, ostensibly taken by Prince William, was recently released, but the photo was heavily Photoshopped and multiple media outlets stopped showing it. Duchess Kate's “simple,'' but “I tried a little harder with PhotoShop'' didn't mollify the participants.
But if you're wondering why gaming website Kotaku Australia dot com dot au is making such a fuss about the royal media circus, let us explain. I love wild theories, even when it comes to memes. And here are some suggestions as to where dear Duchess Kate has been hiding since her January.they're just all Conveniently I happen to be in a video game.
Well, I'm not going to have found Kate doesn't know officially or whether her recovery is due to a vague confirmed abdominal surgery or an online theory that she paid to have her double cheeks done at BBL. But if I were a member of the royal family and seemed to be missing for a very long time, here are some places I might be. I sourced some ideas from the brilliant minds on our team at Kotaku AU and its sister sites to see what we think the widest selection is in this royal survey .
For your viewing pleasure, we've done some very creative visual imaginings of what Kate would look like if she were passed around in one of these popular video game locations. . As you may know, my higher education was in media and communications, not graphic design. you're welcome. Let's dig into it right away.
GMOD Five Nights at Freddy Roleplay Server
Garry's Mod is home to all kinds of cursed shit thanks to the beautiful minds of gamers.Many gamers also seem to be bubbling over with irony. five nights at freddy's. Combine the two and you have a roleplay server that will last for years. Sometimes it looks like a break from royal duties and a vacation to a secluded island (see below), other times he pretends to be Foxy or reenacts his part-time job in 1987. Whatever floats your boat.
My Abandoned Animal Crossing: New Horizons Island
If I had known Kate Middleton would decorate my dress Animal Crossing: New Horizons If visiting the island I would have liked it to be a little cleaner considering it has been many years since last maintenance.Not wrong at all covered My weed-covered house will probably have cockroaches for generations, and if I had the money, my favorite residents would probably move out, all the while writing mean letters that I hate. The shit-eating residents who send me will stay and enjoy the fruits of my labor. If my only options for departure were to take a Capn boat or fly out on Dodo Airlines, I would probably end up stuck on an abandoned island as well.dodo can't fly and There's a reason they went extinct, I don't have much confidence in their ability to command an airline, and Cup'n has a reputation as a creepy franchise.
Electrical Venting in Among Us
We've all been there. You're a cheater, everyone thinks you're a sass, and there's a crew member around the corner who you've totally marked as someone. What does a little alien do? Hide through electricity. Kate may have needed some time, but let's be honest, hanging out in a vent can actually be pretty comfortable, so even though the leg cramps probably weren't ideal. I don't blame her for deciding to do a two month stint though. Perhaps her theorized BBL procedure got her trapped in the vent?
Stuck in Malebelon Creek in Helldivers 2
Helldivers, remember Creek. Maybe Kate Middleton is really into spreading managed democracy on a galactic scale, and when the call came to protect the Severin sector, he jumped in without hesitation. Unfortunately for the Princess of Wales, the automaton threat was stronger than she expected, and she still finds herself in the trenches, where the bots keep the metal claws away from the freedom of Super-Earth. ing.
Scam people in the amazing realm of Goldshire Inn on the Moon Guard
If you've been nearby world of warcraft With some level of engagement, curiosity may have been piqued and you may have accessed the Goldshire version of Moon Guard. I won't go into further detail, but the potential future Queen of England may be making a jaunt here to swindle money from aspiring players, as many have done before her. Maybe you decided to do it.
At MyHouse.WAD
Courtesy of writer Ben Veres, we're waiting for a report with the following content: Kate Middleton was found in the back room of MyHouse.wad after getting lost at the airport. She allegedly killed the dog and burned down her house.
Ryu ga Gotoku Relaxing: Dondoko Island of Infinite Wealth
Dondoko Island is highly addictive and probably animal crossing– Windy gameplay. The royal family is all about grand displays, stately homes and luxury goods, so it's no wonder Duchess Kate is keen to earn her five-star rating on the island before her return home. .
I'm addicted to Stanley's fable
The classic, oldest trick in the book stuck in looping gameplay. Godspeed, Kate.
Aiming for 1 win on Summoner's Rift
The Palace regrets informing the Commonwealth that the Princess of Wales is hard stacked silver. league of legends Players can relate to Kate Middleton in this regard. You jumped in with a promise to play until you won. How difficult would it be? The next thing he knew, two months had passed since then. You are still aiming for his one victory in Summoner's Rift. The international media is wondering if you have died or taken on a new identity. I can hear sirens in the distance. A classic one, to be honest.Go home, Kate, your children will probably miss you, and even if you're condemned, they'll still love you. alliance.
Let's take a look at some of the places Kate, Duchess of Wales has spent her time away from cameras and royal duties in a setting fit for the Princess of Wales. Maybe she was actually just relaxing at home and didn't care about the paparazzi. I don't know, I'm not a royal correspondent.
Where do you think Kate went during her time away from public life? Let us know in the comments.
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