Hot Season 24 has begun, and as I watch my Netflix boyfriend (Lewis Hamilton) struggle to eat increasingly hot sauces while being bombarded with questions, I wonder: Which video game character is Hot Are you a guest?
if you Hotis a long-running YouTube talk show in which host Sean Evans interviews celebrities while eating increasingly hot chicken wings (or vegan wings, depending on the guest). The show has spawned millions of memes, including the infamous “Hey, look at us” clip of Paul Rudd, and there are plenty of video game characters we'd pay big bucks to see appear on the show — if they were real.
Let's take a look at some video game characters I'd like to see. Hot.
Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)
Sephiroth got off to a good start. Final Fantasy VII Ultimate Hot Guest. We love seeing villains say the most outrageous things and are dying to know if One Winged Angel lives up to a glorious, Scoville-defying final dub. Plus, Soldier is going to have some top-shelf tea and there's no way I'd turn that down.
Editor's note: He's called the “One-Winged Angel” because he could only eat one spicy wing. How sad. — David.
Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Link, a man of few words (or rather, of no words at all) The Legend of Zelda Another high priority option Hot Guest: Sean Evans is the king of digging deep into interviews and getting interesting tidbits out of celebrities. actually If he speaks, I think it's him. The Hero of Hyrule or not. I'm not sure if he can handle any level of pain, but if he does, I Tears of the Kingdom If you're into the not-so-good-for-your-stomach-lining version of eating hot chili peppers, you'll probably be smashing out Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity at home.
Bella Goth (The Sims)
Listen: Bella Goth actually Was she abducted by aliens? Was she having an affair with Don Rosario? The Sims A conspiracy theory that Evans could debate with the original Queen of Gaming Alterna. Of course, this depends on a) Bella being located and not whisked away into space forever, and b) her being a real person, but these are all inconsequential extra details. need I watched as she spilled it on her wings. Intention I'll get it someday.
Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil)
Leon, the baby girl of the gaming community Hot It's probably as easy as a walk in the park. Resident Evil 2Considering that he has lived through 500 different personalities, Evans finally Genuine Leon – This makes for good TV, so I hope we get to see his awkward but witty side, and if all else fails, I think we'll just enjoy watching him struggle with the sauce (I don't think he likes spicy food for some reason), sweat, cry, and try his hardest not to end up in the Hall of Shame.
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Lara Croft would tell the best story over wings, and a globetrotting archaeologist would definitely do the trick. HotHow hard has Crystal Dynamics worked? tomb raider It only works on small screens at the moment, but if it were actually possible, we'd be doing it on phones already.
Spyro
He can literally breathe fire. You don't want to see a fire-breathing dragon trying to survive the Scoville scale and failing? He can not only breathe fire, but also shoot fire? A non-human dragon Hot My guest is also a very attractive candidate whom I wholeheartedly want to support.
Unfortunately, we Any Considering the conflict between games and reality, it's a shame to have these video game characters as guests (though the show does in fact feature real-life celebrities tucking into hot wings and talking about their careers and beyond). If you want to see celebrities like David Harbour and Elijah Wood guzzling down the hottest sauces, then tune in. Hot This month it will air on PEDESTRIAN TELEVISION and stream on 9Now (which, by the way, are owned by our parent company and their parent company).
Which video game character would you like to see make a guest appearance? Hot And why? Tell us in the comments.
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